we’re so badass, we shoot our own
My friends and I are headed to Rio for Carnival in exactly 31 days. Every time we speak to someone about Rio though, all we hear is how dangerous the city is. One of our good friends’s girlfriend is Brazilian, and she has told us multiple stories about how her guy friends have gotten roofied there. However, everyone we know has come back from Rio alive or unscathed. Which makes me think that one of us is likely not going to make it back.
I suggested that in the circumstance that something were to go wrong, that we sacrifice Drama to the attackers – that they take him and keep him and in return let us go. 
However, Jake had a better suggestion.
The following took place after my trek back from the gym this evening:
Jake: Whatup suckaaaaaaaaaa…
Me: Yo, I was thinking about what I’d learned about fending off an attacker in Rio – like hitting them in the ribcage or the groin. But then again, we are going to sacrifice drama.
Jake: We should get a gun.
Me: Okkk….
Jake: We should buy a gun there, and shoot Drama in front of the attackers. They’ll think we’re so bad ass that we shoot our own people.
I laughed for about 7 minutes straight. And then it reminded me of that scene from the movie Speed (don’t ask me why) where Keanu Reeves shoots Jeff Daniels.
"Sorry Drama, you sacrifice now."
"ai"
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